In the middle of the night in the park, a glowing meteorite crashed into the ground near a tree where a squirrel lived. The squirrel went over to inspect the space rock and unknowingly absorbed some of its gamma rays, thus becoming a RADIOACTIVE SQUIRREL!
Dun dun duuuuun!
The next day you are out taking a walk in the park, enjoying your peaceful surroundings. As you pass a certain tree ... you get attacked by the RADIOACTIVE SQUIRREL!
The squirrel leaps out and bites your shoulder and then scampers back up into the tree.
"What was that all about?!" you ask yourself.
Before we continue the story, however, you will need to identify yourself.