Amy raised her gun and squeezed the trigger, whincing as blood splashed against her face. She pushed the dead bimbo off of her as Colin rushed out to see what was going on.
"Holy crap, are you okay?!" Colin asked as he wiped the blood off her face.
"Yeah, just a scratch." Amy replied.
Amy winced as Colin poured some alcohol on her hand. She wrapped some bandages around it and looked at Colin, covering her mouth and chuckling.
"What, what's so- ah!" Colin yelped as he realized his dong was hanging out. Colin hid his junk behind a slim jim stand and blushed as he went over to the souvenir shop for some clothes. He came out in a "Sunny California" t-shirt, khaky shorts, and bright white flip flops.
Amy grinned brightly at Colin.
"Yeah, I know, I look like a dork...." Colin said.
"Actually, you look pretty nice." Amy replied.
"Oh, uh, thanks." Colin said with a smile.
The two looked at eachother in silence before Colin cleared his throat and asked "I'm gonna go grab some stuff for us to eat, want anything?"
"Oh, uh, Nachos! Nachos would be nice!" Amy replied with a blush.
The two got in the car with loads of food and the weapons box in tow, before driving off into the desert....
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The road seemed to stretch on forever, a moonlit expanse set against the desert sand blowing into the air around.
"Wow tonight is nice." Amy said.
Colin smiled and replied, "Yeah, it is.... especially with some grub."
Colin stuffed a taquito in his mouth as Amy calmly ate her nachos.
"Woah, hold on there's someone on the road." Amy replied.
Colin slowed down, stopping in front of a husky woman with short hair. The woman said nothing and began walking towards the car with a chain in her hands. The two looked around and saw other tough looking women surrounded the car. They could see that they were all armed.
Colin grabbed on to a squirt bottle of hot sauce he'd been eating his taquitos with, while Amy clutched the pistol she held on to.
As they rolled their windows down at the insistence of the strangers, they sprung into action! Colin squirted hot sauce directy into the eyes of the woman on his said before grabbing her mace and spraying that in her face. Amy shot the woman on her side in the face and yelled at Colin "FLOOR IT!"
Their truck sped down the highway before a group of Jeeps emerged out of hiding and went after them.