"Yeah, sure thing, boss. I'll do. Yeah, no worries," said Snake into his cell phone. He'd change his plans, but would be a thousand dollars richer. On weekends, he normally did construction work for a sleaze named Lorenzo. Now Lorenzo had a lake cabin about a mile out of town. Heck it wasn't a cabin it was a mini mansion. Apparently, Lorenzo's wife decided she wants to go to the cabin this weekend, but it's still a mess from when earlier in the week when he took his secretary up there. So he's paying Snake to go up there and clean it up tonight. This will be the third or fourth time this year, but Snake likes the money. Unfortunately, sleazy and his wife count the bars of soap and towels, so normally Snake gets that stuff from home, but that teacher stuck him in detention, so he's still at school. He has an idea, grabs his pack and heads for the locker rooms.
He grabs a clean towel and fresh bar of soap, and stows them in his pack. As luck would have it, Chad is the bar of soap he just stole.
"Yo, Jase, what you doing in here?" Asked Coach Sinclair, putting his hand on Snake's chest.
"Oh, Mr. McGrew gave me detention, and the janitor is cleaning the men's room in the classroom building, so I came in here to take a piss. You gotta problem with that?"
"I didn't hear you flush."
Snake rolled his eyes.
"Haven't you heard about water conservation coach?"
"Fine. Get outta here!"