Suddenly, Jon's body started transforming and he blacked out. When he awoke, he had turned into Falcor from the Neverending Story.
Well, this is new, he said, and took off flying into the air.
NASA sensors picked him up immediately.
Sir! an anonymous soldier said. "We have another luck dragon alert, sir!"
Another one? Well shoot it down. We have piles of luck dragons back at area 51' returned his commanding officer.