"Wait, Wut?" You say.
She released her hands from over her mouth so she can try to explain. "MY BIGGEST FANTASY IS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" She immediately clasped her hands over her mouth again.
You have absolutely no idea what your suppose to say in this situation, you have a hard time ordering coffee from a female Starbucks employee, let alone talk to your sister about her incestuous fantasies. "Uh..... good for... you...?"
"No, not good! WHEN EVER I HAVE SEX WITH BOYS FROM SCHOOL I PRETEND IT'S YOU! Why cant I stop saying that? Oh my god..."
"uh, maybe because the duration on that Speak-yo-mind Ray was set too high, I wasn't really paying attention when I added that, the match had started by then..." You are drowning on dry land.
"Can't you stop it? Oh god... I CONVINCED MOM TO KEEP LETTING US TAKE BATHS TOGETHER UNTIL WE WERE 17 TO SAVE WATER, BUT IT WAS REALLY BECAUSE I WAS MASTURBATING UNDER THE BUBBLES! Please forget you heard that!" She got a look of desperate begging in her eyes.
"uhhhhh........ It would probably take longer to make a Don't-Say-Nothin' Ray then it would to just wait for the effect to subside..." You stammered, You realize that sounds like a staling tactic, but it is actually true, making Don't-Say-Nothin' Rays is fucking tricky.
"Oh god, how long would that take? I SAID IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT ALL THOSE TIMES I LEFT MY DOOR OPEN WHILE I WAS NAKED AND LEAVING MY USED UNDERWEAR IN YOUR ROOM WAS TOTALLY ON PURPOSE! My life is over... I WAS TRYING TO GIVE YOU AN INCEST FETISH SO I COULD SEDUCE YOU, I EVEN USED YOUR COMPUTER EVERY DAY WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING AND SEARCHED UP INCEST SITES TO GET GOOGLE TO TARGET ADVERTISE IMOUTO ANIME BODY PILLOWS!"
"So that's why YouTube kept recommending pirated episodes of Ero-Manga Sensei."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I think it wore off." You say.
"I... I only stopped when you left for college... But I never loved anyone after you..."
"Or... I guess not?"
"No, it did. I wanted to say that..."