Colin cooly slid his hand down her leg and placed it mere inches away from the knife.
"Are you ready to provide my seed?" the Collation leader asked in a bad attempt to be seductive.
"Can I say one thing first?" Colin asked with a grin.
"What would that be?" asked the Collation head.
Colin pulled the knife out and slashed her throat open, blood spraying out all over his face.
"It was "Knife" to know you." Colin said as he chuckled at his own morbid pun.
He saw a blue keycard and pulled it out of her pocket , noticing the head was looking towards the podium. When he went and looked, sure enough there was a slot. He swiped the keycard and revealed a keypad. On a roll, he typed in "m-e-n-r-p-i-g-s-X-X-1" and opened up an emergency supply kit.
"Bingo." Colin said to himself.
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A lone collation guard was sent in when the commander didn't show up to get her mining status report.
"Jessibelle? Hello? Commander Jessi- COMMANDER JESSIBELLE!" the guard yelled as she spot her leader lying in a pool of blood, her deep brown eyes full of terror.
"Who did this to you?" the guard asked aloud, right as an arrow went into the side of her neck and got another through her forehead.