Colin walked forward, slipping between two army jeeps until he managed to get stuck.
"Oh come on, really?!" Colin blurted out loud as he tried to schimmy his way out of the tight squeeze. Unfortunately, there were two sleeping bimbos, one in each car, who were currently waking up to Colin's grunts and groans.
"Urrrrrgh.... huuuuuuugh.... ugh..." Colin groaned. "How did I even manage to get stuck?"
"Oooooh, a guy!" yelled two horny, DD busted ladies as they bolted up. They eagerly fondled their breasts, moaning as their nipples hardened.
"Fuck my life." the gamer groaned.
"Silly, like, you can't fuck life! But I can fuck you....." both bimbos purred in sync.
"Wait a minute, I wanna fuck him!" the green eyed bimbo on the left yelled.
"No! I totes saw him first!" the second blue eyed one on the right yelled back.
"He's mine!" the one on the left yelled as she yanked the chubby guy's arm.
"No, mine!" the other bimbo yelled as she yanked back.
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MINE!"
"MIIIINE!"
The bimbos spent about a half hour doing this, causing our hero to get seriously motion sick... and to hatch an idea.
"Here's an idea: whoever gets me unstuck gets to fuck me. Whadda say ladies?" Colin asked.