Alfie found himself naked, and standing at over 50 feet high.
he was so gigantic he could see the entire neighborhood, and the spread between his legs was covering the entire block. Things like trees and bins became jammed on his toes, which were encroaching on the entire neighborhood. He roared and took one step, destroying the ground beneath his feet.
Alfie chuckled evilly. "Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman." he chanted loudly.
he walked all the way to the city, his massive bare feet pounding on the tarmac.
Since he was now a giant, none of his clothes fit him now. His massive penis dangled in the breeze.
in the city, the citizens were shocked at how huge Alfie was now. Some of them ran screaming like babies.
"THIS IS WHY I LEFT TOKYO!" One man shouted in Japanese.
"Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman." he chanted loudly.
in french, he chanted, "Fee fi fo fum, je sens le sang d'un Anglais."
in spanish, he chanted, "Fum de honorarios, huelo la sangre de un inglés".
in german, he chanted, "Fee fo fum, ich rieche das Blut eines Engländers."
in italian, he chanted, "Soddisfatto, sento il sangue di un inglese."
in chinese, he chanted, “費用來源於一個英國人的血液。” 他大聲高呼。
in Japanese, he chanted, "私はイギリス人の血を嗅ぎます。" 彼は大声で叫んだ。
in swedish, he chanted "Avgift för fum, jag luktar en engelsks blod."
in Welsh, he chanted, "Fi ffi ffi, yr wyf yn arogli gwaed Saeson."
what happened next.
tell me pleeza please and stuff.