Colin heart skipped a beat as he saw the blue eyed bimbo walk up to him with a large, gleaming knife.
"W-W-What are you going to do with that?" Colin shakily asked.
"Duh, I'm gonna cut your pudge off!" she replied while grabbing onto hia rotund belky.
"Oh no, I don't think that's a good idea." Colin said.
"Nah, I've totes got this!" the bimbo said as she raised the knife.
"No, look see! I'm getting loose, I'm getting loose, Im get-" Colin shouted in a panicky voice as the bimbo stabbed her knife in.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the gamer screamed as he was cut up.
********* Two Agonizing Hours Later*********
"Done!" the blue eyed bimbo squealed as Colin limply fell loose.
"Uhhhh, are those squiggly bits supposed to be like, hanging out." the green eyed bimbo asked.
The two paused and looked before the blue eyed bimbo dropped her bloodied knife and joined her "friend" in a scream of horror.
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Game Over: At least he lost some weight this year, right? :P