So at that critical crucial few seconds before Old Man Wiffel did his thing
Monica burst into the apartment shouting
"Stop,don't turn him into a hen,Alexander has agreed to go to Skull Island
But only if the rest of us go there too."
Behind her came red faced Alexander,with Monica's snarling pet Doberman
Cutey Pie,being held on a leash by
Brendan.
Old Man Wiffel thought that
Monica had used some "unfriendly
persuasion" on Alexander but honestly
was happy to not
turn Damon into a hen afterall.
And so a week later Damon,Monica,Alexander and Brendan stood
by a isolated beach waiting for both
Old Wizard Wiffel\and his son Alex/Max
as well as waiting for their ship to Skull Island
to arrive.
It would be a three month voyage to Skull Island said
Alexander,who'd been there
twice before,so they
better pack lots of suitcases.
When Damon,Monica and Brendan asked him about their
ship however
Alexander kept his mouth shut.
So the rest waited till nightfall,when suddenly the conning tower
of the purple and pink and yellow submarine broached the surface.
Though it might once have been a conventional 1970s era Russian submarine,someone
had attached the figurehead of a sea serpent
to the bow,so it looked
ridiculous.
The hatches popped open and out came
the subs crew,who were anthro dragon schoolgirls in their
sailor uniforms.
The Captain,who called herself
Pippi Flamestockings,saluted her
guest s ashore
and invited them to come aboard.
That was the reason Alexander was keeping quit,Pippi was his daughter
by the Skull Island High Priestess
Damona Ten.
Damon and Brendan ( and old Man Wiffel)
looked at Alexander in surprise.
And here they thought Alexander
had still been a virgin.
However they all got aboard,the schoolgirl submarines
carried over their suitcases
and soon the good Submarine Lollipop was
on her way to Skull Island