Out of the door stepped a sight to behold, and not in a good way. This man had short, curled blonde hair and dim blue eyes, and a gut bearing stretch marks as he wore nothing but a diaper and a quiver.
"Good God, who is that?" Colin asked himself.
"Looks like my World of Warcraft adict cousin with clean hair." Kimmy added.
"Why hullo there, friends, hug?" the weirdo asked as he lifted his hairy arms up.
"No thanks, we're go- HUUURF!" Colin puffed as he and Kimmy got locked in an intense bear hug.
"AWWWWW, AIN'T THIS JUST WONDERFUL?" the man asked as he squeezed them painfully.
Colin and Kimmy wriggled free in visible disgust.
"May I ask... who the hell are you?" Colin questioned.
"Ain't it obvious? I'm Cupid!" the man said as he turned to show them a pair of tiny wings taped to his back. "I'm hear to spread love and joy to everyone I meet."
The two glanced at eachother and weren't sure they liked where this nut was going.
"We'll thanks for the joy, we'll be going now!" Colin said as he opened the door and leaned into the driver's seat. Does he check the driver's side mirror?