Another lick from the poodles tongue scraps more of your mind back into the dogs body. You have lost your way with words and the poodle laps at you again. Slowly the poodle eats you, a steaming pile of its poop, and cause you to forget about your previous life as a man. After all, you have always been a pile of dog shit.
Suddenly, an anthropomorphic tiger poofs out of a cloud of smoke and takes a short bow. Then he looks up and smiles, " I see twenty four hours have passed since your last wish, you may ask for a new wish.". In your dysfunctional you stutter "I-I wish to be, this poo-poodles an asshole". With that the genie snapped his fingers and your form melted down and you lost all senses. A couple minutes later, you regained your senses and found yourself staring at the genie's face. "Well isn't that the perfect look for you. A poodles asshole with a critically low IQ. If i came a little sooner you might've been smarter but I don't make the rules". With that you make a small moan, opening your lips to let loose a silent fart.
You are now the anus of the black poodle who crapped you out.