Later that evening, you feel a sudden urge to wake up. Your body is hot, too hot. You go over to the mirror in the bathroom and turn on the lights.
To your horror, your skin has started sprouting patches of light and dark colored fur. It begins to spread up and down your torso, covering every inch. Your hair, now a bluish color, is covering your whole head. Your ears shrivel into tiny nubs, then vanish, rendering you deaf. Suddenly, you can feel two large lumps growing, and your hearing returns with a blast of sound so unsettling you have to cover them. It's then that you notice your hands.
In the morning, you wake up and find something tightening around your neck. A sturdy collar, with a small metal tag that reads: "SHEEP"
The woman walks in, a long red leash in her hands. "Okay, big boy. Time for some housebreaking." Excited, you try to stand, but the second you do, her voice rises to a shout. "BAD BOY!!! You walk on four legs, not two!!!"
Ashamed, you drop to the floor and try standing on four legs. Oddly enough, your arms and legs are thinner, and your joints don't hurt any longer. The woman is clearly pleased, as she gives you a scratch behind the ears.
"Good boy. Now stay still." She clips the metal end of the leash around your neck. "Outside, Sheep."
The thick fur on your body keeps you warm as you head outside. You move much faster on four legs. The woman leads you to a patch of grass by the side of the road and tugs on the leash. Instinctively, you stop.
"Let's practice going outside, Sheep. Start peeing."
Suddenly, your bladder feels full of urine. Without thinking, you raise your leg once again and let it stream out through your stiffening shaft. The woman is pleased, and gives you another scratch, this time on the back.
"Almost done, Sheep." She takes a clear plastic bag out of her pocket. "Now poop."
Lowering your butt to the ground, you drop your load on the ground before moving to the side. The woman steps over to pick it up with the bag.
"Not bad, Sheep. A little runny, but you did as you were told. Let's go home."