You half naked sex clone stood above you triumphantly. "Welp, I guess now all there is to do now is reap the spoils of war!"
"So you're going to kill me?" You stammer, clutching your crotch and fighting back pangs of anguish.
"What? No, good heavens no." She says. "I'm only going to rape you."
"Wut?"
"I'm going to have the sexy-times against your will and do mean things to your butt."
You are very confused. "But... didn't this whole thing start because you didn't want to have sex with me?"
"... I don't follow."
"Well, when I made you, I wanted to have sex with you..."
"Of course."
"But then you said that you didn't want that, so I tried to recycle you so I could make a better clone."
"I know this, I was there after all."
"So then, well what I'm confused about is, uh, why are you trying to have sex now?"
"Yeah, you've lost me again. I'm just gonna rape you now if you don't mind."
You think about this for a minute. "... Y'know, I don't mind. Have fun!" You unzip your pants. They would have burst open if you hadn't. Your massive, blood engorged member lolls out.
"I don't think it counts as rape if you're enjoying it. And I dint get shot at just now so I could have some lame, consensual, mutually pleasurable copulation!" She says.
"Uh, nope. Nope. You don't have to worry about that, I will definitely not be enjoying this." You assure her.
"Well... okay then." She removes what was left of her clothing, revealing her super sexy body. She immediately inserts your dick into her vagina.
You have officially given your virginity to yourself. And it's fuckin' awesome. "Oh, fuck that's great!" You say.
"What did you say?"
"Oh, uh, I said that it's g-g-g uh... ghastly! That's it! I said 'oh fuck, that's ghastly!' Because this is so horrible that you're raping me."
"Oh, alright. I though that you were enjoying yourself for a minute."
"Nope! Not me! I am not enjoying this at all." (This is the best day of your life.)
"What was that? Did the narrator just say that this is the best day of your life?"
(Yes.) Shut up! "Uh, no! Umm, he said that it's the best day of YOUR life! Not mine, I'm being raped." You almost orgasm, but then she annoyingly stops moving.
"Oh, okay then- Wait just one minute! This is the only day of my life! You created me less than ten minutes ago!"
"It would be your best day then."
"Yeah, I guess you do have a point there..." She squints at you suspiciously, but then she continues impaling herself and moaning.
You orgasm and explode inside of her.
"UH!" She cries. "Did you just come inside of me? Dammit, I knew you were enjoying this! Now I'm gonna have to punish you again for tricking me! But what will I do to you?"