All of a sudden there is a knock on the door.
Shit ... what do I do?
I run to hide in the cupboard but trip over a broom, yelling out in pain as I hit the coffee table. As you might imagine my squeal was very girlish.
I hear Rod my best mate call out "Hi Zach are you there? Amanda (my girlfriends name) is that you? Are you alright?
I try to think quickly. "Hi Rod, Zach's out at the moment. Can you come back later?" I sound just like Amanda
"Just came to collect my phone. I must have left it here last night, watching the game. Couldn't ring to let you know I was coming"
"Ahh.. OK" I look over and sure enough there is his phone on the floor beside the sofa. "I see it. I'll bring it to you"
I grab Amanda's robe from the cupboard, put it on, then picked up the phone and went to the door.
Taking a deep breath I unlock the door and pass the phone out, hiding behind the door as I do so. "Here it is"
Rod replies "Thanks Amanda....umm. What have you done to your arm?"
You withdraw your arm quickly and see that it is covered in blood from when it crashed into the side of the coffee table