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With just a hundred pounds of clay

added by Anonymous 5 years ago O

( So in the timeline I'm loosely using

Classical Damon/medieval Prince Damon
lived somewhere around 5th to 15th century.Currently in a wagon train with Lady Monica being menaced by elflords.Doomed in the end to die and the witch puts his soul in a oil lamp and he becomes the Magical Genie.Hence is around in the 21rst century

Hortimer Wiffle the Chicken Farmer Wizard
Either is a distant descendant of the Classical Damon Witch or Classical Damon Himself
Hortimer is about 62 years old in 1934 so since he's still around in 2018 obviously is a Immortal

Grover Shady the Stepfather Con Artist
Born in 1840 and served in the Confederate Army in the War Between the States.General Robert E Lee gave him the Magical Genie Oil Lamp at the end of that war (1865) and told him to hide it someplace.The Magical Genie Oil Lamp was in the Overland Stage Bank in 1931 when Bonnie and Clyde came across it during a bank robbery.By 2028 when Master Damon junior when to check it was still in the Overland Stage Bank,Bonnie and Clyde burst into that bank,saw Master Damon holding it,and since it matched the Magical Genie Lamp that was a companion to that wondrous Studebaker,kidnapped him

Damon the First aka Con Man Damon
Born in 1890,son of Hortimer Wiffle,then raised by Grover Shady Likely died from old age in the 1960s or 1970s

Grover Shady 's two sons Brendan and Alexander
Likely born in the late 1890's

Damon the Second
Nothing known about him but likely born in the 1920s or 1930s whilst his dad Damon the First was doing time in Alcatraz Prison

Alcatraz Prison
As I recall built in the 1920s and closed in 1962.Hence Damon the Con Mans prison break can't be later then 1962

Damon the Third father of Current Damon
Likely born in the 1950s or 1960s so still a young boy when Damon the First was put 6 feet under Presumably still alive in 2018 and perhaps in 2028 when Master Damon needs a granddaddy

Current Damon aka Damon the Fourth
Likely born between 1985 and 1995.The Damon in the apartment with girlfriend issues
with Monica and the one who turned into a t rex
on Skull Island

Master Damon junior aka Damon the Fifth
Born in 2020 and gets kidnapped by Bonnie nd Clyde.The Damon who will live to seea Earth spaceship go to Marrs and possibly be a old man when a Earth spaceship travels to Proxima Centauri 4 light years away

1932 Studebaker with a Straight 8 engine
actually another genie whos been around for centuries nd is female and provided companionship to Classical Damon the Magical Genie Currently Damon the Magical Genie is parked inside the Sudebaker atop
Professor Eisenslayers Time Box.Basically GENIE 32 does the
fancy magic car stuff and a tortured Magical Genie Damon moans and groans for his/its release from the Oil Lamp

Bonnie Parker the doomed Gun Moll Bandit
about 24 in 1934 )

It was Death Day minus 1 and the outlaws had parked the Studebaker so that Clyde Barrow could take a leak in some nearby pushes.

Bonnie Parker sat against the trunk of the vehicle,her hands shaking badly and
her nerves shot.Back in the future where they'd kidnapped Master Damon they'd been hooked into the 2020's version of a newspaper archive
something called a "Internet" long enough for Master Damon to pull up the files on her and Clydes fate.The grainy black and white photos had shown her shot up corpse on a slab in the Oklahoma County Morgue and the text from her executioners on Death Day 1934 had stated Clyde Barrow had been behind the wheel hell bent for leather racing down a Oklahoma road when the main ambusher stepped onto the road and opened up on the soon to be dead bandits."She jerked about in her seat and screeched like a pole cat" was apparently the way she would meet her Maker the next day

Bonnie stared disinterestedly at the kidnapped kid
badly needing a drink and uncertain what
to do next.

Then Master Damon junior stood beside her and showed her the last frozen image of the Internet
article which showed her 5 beaming ambushers standing around the shot up
Studebaker,the licence plate GENIE 32 already stolen as a souvenier
by one of her killers.

Bonnie looked at the rear bumper and the
still present GENIE 32 plate

"$cre it" she said as she realized
she didn't want to die for
Barrow
still taking his leak behind the bushes

The article had said Clydes five fully loaded BAR rifle machineguns had been found
on the back seat of the death car,liberally coated with her blood

Bonnie nudged the kid
"Think you can get those rifles out of the backseat and onto the grass without making a noise?"

Master Damon nodded
put his finger to his sealed lips
and together Bonnie and Master Damon quietly got those rifles out of the car
and onto the grass.

Let Barrow keep his guns but Ms Parker had no
intention of being a "screaming pole cat" or
seeing this wondrous vehicle peppered with bullet holes.

Once done Master Damon got behind the steering wheel and steered as Bonnie put her shoulders to the back and pushed the vehicle along the road till they got to the bend just before
the downward part of the road.The Studebaker began rolling
faster and faster and Bonnie Parker nearly didn't get back into the
passenger side.

However there was a sudden dip in the road where the car should have raced away
from her
but instead it slowed down enough for Bonnie to leap in
breathing heavily
from the effort of pushing the heavy vehicle

Once in gravity took over and the magic car raced along
the clutch and gearbox engaged and the car engine
roared into life and the car blare radio blsted out a 2001 vintage
doo wop song
"God made woman with just a hundred pounds of clay"

Bonnie had suspected this wondrous car was a "she" but now Ms Parker was certain of it.

As Master Damon tried to steer a GENIE 32 that was about to make another
time hop
behind them they could hear the cursing
Clyde Barrow as he picked up one of the
BAR machinerifles and aim it at them


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