Now the plan had been that Wiffle was going to introduce
his long lost son to the
Magic User Industry,which actually
involves less
magic use
and more days writing reports
for Insurance Companies
and Legal Actions dealing
with spells gone wrong.
Basically 5 percent spell casting
95 percent typing away reports
and mailing three hundred page documents
to Magic Spell Liability Insurance
Adjusters.
Wiffle had made most of his money writing these reports
for various human run companies
aand figured Current Damon would do well in the human industry.
As it turned out the prison wardens brother in law
happened to be the head of Big Whig Magic Industry Insurance and so after the two had shook hands
Wiffle suddenly lost his business
with various human companies.
Which meant besides not being able to pay the mortgage on the chicken farm and house there was no money to give to various prison folk and police agencies and politicians as the bribes needed to keep Current Damon out of jail.So desperate Wiffle made contact with a old friend in the government of the nation of Drakavania a dragon country somewhere north of Scandinavian.
Wiffle told this granddaughter of the President for Life Damon the Dragon that he was desperate and wanted business with
Drakavania.She asked for the name of that son of his and when Wiffle replied "Damon" the dragoness reminded him that her
grandfather absolutely hated anyone named Damon including himself and regularly ate for breakfast robots called the DAMON XI series.
However Wiffle was desperate,the police cars already coming down the driveway to question his son Damon and so the dragoness friend agreed to fly over ( quite literally) but on condition they do things her way and not interfere.Wiffle agreed and so the granddaughter to the President for Life looked at what Wiffle had available.Clearly Current Damon wouldn't last a second once her granddad laid eyes
on him,Brendan was too honest,Wiffle too old and needed
elsewhere which left wicked Hen
Alexander.
And so Wiffle turned Alexander back into a human and the terrified con man was hauled off by what he viewed at the time as a huge alien reptile.
Mercifully he didn't know that
the granddaughter planned to turn him
into a younger version of the monster who was
hauling him off.
She flew him to a old Temple to Dragon Goddesses humans had built
centuries earlier and laid him down in the bottom of the hollow at the center of the Temple and showed him a
huge dragon doll and Dragon Child Picture Book and other
stuff a tweenie girl dragon would have as playthings.
Then the President for Lifes granddaughter loaded up Alexander with a small bit of dragons blood
hard for him to drink since the human was such a tiny
slender thing.
However as Alexanders body slowly began to change and grow she
stopped
addressing him as
"human" or as "Alexander" but as
Xandra the Nine Year old dragoness.
And each time the changes slowed and stopped she gave the emerging dragon girl a even bigger bowl of dragons blood (sanctified by the Nine Dragon Goddess Cults and in due time a still growing but now
awakened dragon Xandra began taking a interest in her Dragon Dolly Lucinda
and the Picture Book,neither
of which seemed so big anymore
to the former Alexander.
Eventually a tired Xandra curled herself up at the bottom of the Hollow and napped.
The President for Lifes granddaughter
her job done
flew back to Drakavania.It would be up to Wiffle and Brendan and Damon
to figure out that this dragoness would be the one welcomed into
Drakavania
dragon society,not they.
And so it was the next day Damon heard the loud snoring of his
former brother at the bottom
of the Hollow.