Jeff gasps as he reads the program description. He will stand over 9 feet tall, be covered with hair--he'll be a sasquatch for the next 30 days. His fingers swell up as he tries to call up the help screen, but his ability to read and understand English is slipping away, and a confused look becomes fixed on his face as he realizes the text is unintelligble. He shakes his head and decides to phone for help. The phone seems alien as he holds it to his ear, he can't figure out the numbers, but he knows that the upper left button is the speed dial for Mark.
"Hello?" says Mark.
"Urrghf!" says Jeff, he is horrified, he no longer is able to speak or understand English. He furiously grunts into the phone, until Mark hangs up. In anger, Jeff throws the phone on the floor and jumps up and down on it. He stops when he notices his reflection in the mirror.
At this point in his transformation, Jeff is nearly 7 feet tall, and his body is completely covered with 1 inch long hairs. He looks like some kind of ape. His jaw is starting to get jut outward and his nose is shrinking into back into his face flattening his features. His swim trunks are stretched tight and getting tighter as he grows. There is a ripping noise as the swim trunks give way. He stares at his hairy naked body, and starts to sob.
Jeff starts to sniff. Something smells really funky and musty. He realizes that it's him. He goes into the bathroom, and picks up an aerosol can. He sprays himself and discovers he is using hair spray, instead of deodorant. Curse this inability to understand human language!
Feeling all stiff, and sticky, Jeff looks at the shower, but feels a strong instinctive loathing for water as his new species' instincts take over. He scratches himself and goes back into his room. He is now 8 feet tall and his body hairs are 2 inches long. He picks up some sweat pants that were lying on the floor, but only stares at them holding them in frustration, since he no longer can remember how to wear clothing. The neat orderly lines of the room are disconcerting, he needs to be out in the woods.
Jeff heads over to the closed bedroom door, and stops...