The man saggering away from the bar starts you look even more oddly as his hands change into hooves.
Then you ask the bartender, "I'll have another one of those Horse Jizzs."
"If you want one." He says hand it to you.
You gulp it down and by the time you look back behind you, where the man was a donkey dressed in the tattered remains of his clothes is standing.
Your ears then start to itch strangely. When you reach up to scratch them they feel odd. You rub them carefully, trying to figur out what is wrong with them when it hits you. They are furry and pointed. By the time you look in the mirror behind the bar, two pure-white horse ears have grown onto the sides of your head.
"What is NEIGH happening to me?" You say staring at your reflection. YOu voice doesn't sound quite right to you anymore but you can't quite place why.