"Joe?" said the now-naked girl. "Is that you?"
She didn't seem that upset about being naked.
"Do I know you?" I asked.
"Joe. It's me, Fred. The older brother of your best friend?"
"Shut up!" I said, thinking this girl was trying to fool me. I looked at her crotch. This was definitely not a male, let alone my friend Rex's older brother Fred.
"I'm not kidding! Joe, you've gotta help me!"