"I wish that all humans who secretly or otherwise wish to be merfolk would be transported to a secluded and otherwise indiscoverable reef in the middle of the ocean as merman or mermaid, whichever they so desire, together with Amanda and myself, who shall rule this new kingdom together."
You close your eyes and when they reopen you are in a new world, unknown to anyone but its new inhabitants. You await the new arrivals for a royal welcome.
You wonder, "Who exactly are your new friends?"