Looking around the store, you see a strange section labelled "Breath Sprays". These were not traditional breath sprays, though. Keeping with the theme of the store, the breath sprays aren't different flavours, but different effects. Some were self-explanatory, like "Look & Feel Canadian", "Look & Feel Norwegian", "Become Older", or "Become Gay", but there were also some that were up to interpretation... "Understand your mother", become your mother? Become your father? Become your mother's child? There were so many possibilities. After a long time of looking around at the different sprays, you decide you really need to pick just one, as they're more expensive than regular breath sprays. You decided on...