As Jeff looked at his reflection he noticed his stomach begining to balloon. Where there was once a hairy six pack now was a gut that jiggle as Jeff turned to see his profile. This was emphasized by his tee shirt which could not reach down to cover his hairy stomach and had to loosen his belt. "I'm becoming the big guy", say Jeff. "Man, I gotta get rid of this beard it itches too much". As Jeff shaves the last of the heavy stubble off he is suddenly shocked. His barren still slender face suddenly seems baren without any hair. What? he hated the beard a little while ago. "My personality is changing into that of Santa's!" Jeff realizes suddenly and as he does so has a craving for cookies, milk, and a big beard on his face. "Well, I'll become the guy regardless in a month". The next day...