Mary picked up the vial just labelled "penis" and stared at it.
"This has to be a joke, it's probably just colored water" She said as she popped the cork off and drank it all down.
Nothing happened yet.
Mary put the cork back on but saw that the vial had magically filled back up. She then noticed something on the back.
"You must use the size vials for the potion to work, if you do not follow these instructions the vial will never work" She read.
She was afraid of this and set the vial back down on her table. She waited a few hours and watched some television. After a few binge watching of her favorite shows she glanced over to the vials.
She got up and walked over to the box.
"Should I?" She pondered.
She reached her hand into the box and reached for the sizes...
She decided to go with...