Colin slipped throgh the bushes and quietly tiptoed as the guard bent over to tie his shoes.
'I've played enough Skyrim to figure this out.' Colin thought as he jammed his hand in the man's pocket, pulling out the key and his wallet.
"Hey, what the-" the guard said as he spun to face the gamer.
'Dammit, forgot the most important rule: never pickpocket more than the weight limit.' the gamer said as he found himself backed into a corner.
"Woah, woah, hey! What's that?" One of the guards asked as he saw something hanging out of the first guard's wallet. He pulled a photo and scowled.
"What's my wife's delicates doing exposed in this photo?!" he growled.
"Oh... uh.... it was a photo shoot?" the first guard nervously smiled.
"WELL HERE'S YOUR CLOSE UP!" the second guard yelled as he punched the guy in his nose. As a mess of blood and teeth brewed outside, Colin crept through the hallways looking for any signs of "the Boss".
He saw a looming shadow heading his way and took evasive action, heading for the nearest cover...