Colin sat in hiding, stroking his scruffy beard.
'Now how do I get that key?' Colin thought to himself.
The guard sighed in boredom as he pulled out a large bottle of water. Colin had his "AHA!" moment as he watched the watchman guzzle some of it. Anybody who drank something that big would have to pee... and while he was in the stall, Colin could knock him out and grab the key.
'Now all I need to find is the bathroom....' the gamer thought to himself as he rolled along the ground, quietly diving into the bushes.
He scanned his surroundings from behind a tree as he looked for a bathroom sign. He saw a man zipping his pants up as he walked out of a tall wooden barn.
"Bingo." Colin said to himself with a smug grin.
He knelt down in the bushes, unseen and unheard, focusing his gaze at the ground as feet walked by. His heart pounded out of his chest as thoughts of getting caught raced through his head. Suddenly he heard it... the clink of a key hitting a wallet chain. The guard from the door was running pretty fast.
"Why'd I have to drink all of that, WHY?!" he groaned as he ran into the barn.
"Now's my chance." Colin told himself as he geared up to bolt across the gap. He pulled back once, twice... and bolted out into the open before jumping some fencing and diving into a pile of straw.
"This gives 'Hit the Hay' a whole new meaning." Colin quipped to himself.
His yap shut as something approached him, forming a shadow outside the straw pile. He stood as still as a statue and listened... he heard...