"I wish to be a genie," Damon said. Genie laughed," is that your final answer?"
Damon nodded.
"Wish granted"
Damon watched as smoke rose all around him. His skin started to turn a shade of pea green, and he had abs for days. His mind was flooded with information from before time began to when the world ended. His muscle was huge, but as the smoke cleared. That's when he realized he was connected to a lamp. He then realized that the other genie had disappeared, gone, to be found by someone else. He, himself was transported to another place as well.
He waited and waited and waited, until he felted his lamp being rubbed it was no other than the last person, he wanted that was his personal bully, Levi.
Levi was a dick and he knew since he started school, he declared his dominance over Damon. Every day since he would make sure Damon got some sort of punishment. Even when he had the flu, Damon hoping for a day off from this constant torture. Nope, Levi, had his buddy do his work.
Levi rubbed the lamp that he found at a buddies garage sale. He watched as smoked appeared and then Damon came forth making his genie Debut.
"Ah, Master what is your command?"
"Wait, aren't you forgetting to do the whole rules and song and dance number."
"Dude, that movie was like 30 years ago. Why not cut to the chase and get this little game started."
"Fine" Levi said, for my first wish I want 1000 more wishes.
Damon said "greedy much. Okay, let me check the rule book.
~~~~~~~~~~20 minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Looks like you're in luck, buddy 1000 wishes granted. Guess we're gonna be friends for a long time. And as they say you ain't never had, you ain't never had a, you ain't never had a friend like me.