As you are halfway through your sixth lap you notice that the people ahead of you have gotten slightly fatter, you also seam to be getting a weird craving for sea food. As you get to your eighth lap you notice Coach Zeb bringing out a large hoop and has raised it a couple of inches off the track. You hear him yell “You will now jump through this hoop every time you finish a lap to help build up muscles”. Little did you know it was to get you ready for your new job.
Now reaching you tenth lap everyone has gained quite a bit of weight and their arms have shortened dramatically and their hands are starting to resemble flippers, as you are jumping through the hoop you realise your legs don’t seem to be responding to you, as you lie there on your belly you seem to vaguely remember that this wasn’t what your team looked like when they entered the field but you push it towards the back of your mind because to you it doesn’t seem important anymore.
As you and your teammates reach the fifteenth lap you all look like seals with human faces but that will soon change as Coach Zeb has brought out a lot of fresh fish which will push your transformation to completion. Coach Zeb calls the team over and tells them “You have all had such a great warmup how about a treat” everyone digs in with their faces pushing out into muzzles and their human memories receding into nonexistent. Coach Zeb then removes all of the used tracksuits and phones...