Hannah presses the button and as the light fades from around the maître d’ he begins to beg, “Oh please forgive me Lady Hannah. I will take you two, to the very best table we have. By the way you may call me Henry.” You put your arm around Hannah as Henry leads the two of you through the dining area to the best table that sits on top of a podium in the center of the room for all to be jealous of you. “This here is your table perfect for everyone to watch you eat in envy and for you to keep watch over the commoners”, Henry explains as you both sit at the table.
For the next half hour, you and your girlfriend enjoy yourselves together as course after course of the finest food is brought out to you. Henry now stands at your side waiting for instructions like a loyal servant. As you and Hannah are feeding each other salmon Hannah hears scoffing. She turns around and sitting a table behind you both are a couple of Hannah’s old friends who have become her bitter enemies.
“Gross, it is Sadie, Avery and their dates. I cannot stand those bitches”, Hannah grumbles to you putting her head on your chest.
“Well if they are a problem we could always fix them”, you suggest picking the keys up off the table.
Hannah takes them from you with a smile, “You might be right but maybe instead of fixing them I help them become even better.” Hannah turns around and points the keys at Sadie and Avery with a devilish smile. They look up and see Hannah wave them goodbye as she presses the button enveloping them in the white light. When the light fades you find two brown lab bitches in their place standing on the table. Hannah turns back around satisfied and laughing, “Oh that felt good!”
You watch as Sadie and Avery’s date begin to worry and standup from the table making a commotion as the two bitches bark and whine at them. You grab the keys from Hannah and say, “Oh come on darling you think to small!” You point the keys at the dates as you press the button with a chuckle. As the light fades from around the two men and you see that they are now yellow labs. The two yellow labs jump onto the table with their bitches and from up on your perch you can see both of their rockets exiting their shafts. The yellow labs thrust themselves onto the backs of Sadie and Avery as they whine, bark and howl, doing everything they can to get their dates off them.
Others in the restaurant begin to yell out complaints about the four dogs making puppies in front of them. Henry leans in and asks, “Would you like me to take care of those mutts Lady Hannah?”
“Naw”, Hannah answers, “they are fine now.”
You and Hannah continue eating as the dogs make puppies and the rest of the patrons continue to make a stink. From back in the kitchen comes out the owner of the restaurant who storms over to Henry yelling, “Henry you buffoon why are you not doing anything about those damn dogs? How did they even get in here?”
Henry calmly replies, “I am sorry Mr. Becks, but it is the wish of my Lady Hannah that they be left alone.”
“Lady Hannah left alone! What the hell are you talking about! Get those filthy animals out of my restaurant or you’re fired”, yells Mr. Becks.
Just then the dogs finish and they all let out howls as they fall on their sides exhausted and still stuck together. Hannah takes the keys back from you and lifts them into the air yelling, “You all will let me enjoy my date in peace!” Hannah presses the button and the entire restaurant is engulfed in the bright light.