"Kyle, you are one of, if not, the most retarded person ever in existence if you believe in this curse."
"Well Jen, I can say you got 35 seconds left."
"And your still gonna push it? Ha! I have to tell my friends on this."
"20."
"Yeah, your retarded."
"Your getting both."
"Wait, wasn't there another 10 second?"
"Do you want me to leave you alone?"
"Fair point."
"Ok, now, for your transformation, you'll become thirsty for water after this call. The water you'll find at the counter will be all the ocean's water, and although will be salty, you won't care, and will drink it all. When you drink it all, your bladder will hurt alot after that, and will continue to hurt, until your body will digest it all, which I will make it until a year. Then when your body digest it all, you'll walk down till the bottom, with a boat. Then you'll realize it all, in waves and waves of piss, until your piss fills the oceans. Everything will come back normal in a week, adapting the piss. Although there will be news about it, scientists won't do anything, thinking it will come back, and there will be plenty of drinkable water. Also, no one won't care if it's your piss or not after a month later. The piss will be clear, and it will be scent free. Although it will be a painful experience, you'll find it fun, and might make you into a diaper lover, but that's just a might. And for your dare, you won't remember this call, and nothing can stop your experience, even if another transform or dare was used on you. See ya!"
"Whatever, believing in that curse. I'm gonna get a drink."