"I'm sorry!"
There was a pregnant pause after she said that, almost as if Kyle were sizing up his options.
"Well that's not going to cut it, Smith!" He snapped, his tone suddenly becoming deep and angered, "You pantsed me in front of the cutest girl in the Chess Club, and for that sort of embarrassment I just can't allow you to get off scot free! I was dared to go the whole day commando by one of the bull-headed jocks, and YOU just happened to come along to embarrass me in front of my crush and my peers! And for what, a thrill? To incite a riot? I bet it was all planned out like a conspiracy, to take a random freshman and humiliate him in front of the school as some sort of perverse hazing ritual! You and everyone else have all been dicks to me since then, and my crush hasn't been able to look me in the eye since. For days I pondered how I could take my revenge on you all, and now that plan will be set in motion!
"Little do you realize, Jenny, that I've just filibustered you out of your chance! That weak apology of yours sure didn't help your case either! Prepare to taste both a transformation and a dare!" He then began to cackle maniacally.
"Like any of this 'curse' stuff is real," Jen scoffed, "but go ahead! Play your silly game! I'll even humor you and play right along. You're gonna find out the hard way why there's a pecking order sooner or later. And by the way, pantsing you was hilarious! Your penis was smaller than my pinkie and still had foreskin. I'd say I did that chess girl a favor."
She could practically feel the little twerp become more riled up from across the line.
"Taunt all you want, it's not gonna discourage me. You're an enormous cock and that's just what I'll do to you! You and everyone besides me are going to turn into what I like to call 'Cock-Folk'! And we ain't talking roosters!
"So here's what you'll transform into... got it written down here... Okay! Your torso and your head will turn into a solid cylindrical shape, with rounded ends like a hot dog. You'll be six feet tall minus your legs and as wide as your shoulders, which won't exist in the way you're used to. Your butt cheeks will dramatically inflate to the size of beach balls, effectively making your body look like a penis with testicles. Your arms will stick out the sides of your body and be rather thin and noodle-y, with working hands. Your legs will stick out the base of your body and despite being similarly thin and noodle-y will be able to support your weight. Your usual facial features will remain, all except for your chin and your neck. In the tip top of your head, there will be a hole, similar to a penis's urethra. You will find yourself flat chested (which I'm sure will be a nasty blow), and your skin will become erogenously sensitive. but you'll still have all your proper genitals. You will also find that your body is extremely floppy and boneless and bound to wiggle around relative to the activity you do, and potentially smack into a lot of things and people, but you won't lose balance from this alone and will be able to stand upright. When properly aroused or feeling other strong emotions, your body will heat up and become very hard and erect, even growing a few inches. This will inevitably cause you to ejaculate out of the top of your head, turning back to 'normal' afterwards. And yes, that ejaculate is potent in many ways.
"These changes will be applied to you and everyone else who isn't me. Everyone will consider these forms and everything happening around them normal, and adopt many behaviors that emphasize what they are, almost as if the world were retroactively re-written! Well, everyone apart from me and half of you! Meanwhile, I will transform into a small humanoid space invader in a flying saucer equipped with a myriad of devices that I can use to torment people. No one will ever care to stop me, some perhaps even welcoming me!
"Now as for that dare, you will cause a sexually related incident to happen at the big game on Saturday, and you won't be able to try the curse on anyone until then, and if you try to curse the world back to normal, you'll merely be sent to a carbon copy of the regular world where everything is how it was, except the Cock-Folk world will be a popular reality television show that broadcasts to other dimensions. Plus, you will find a way back to Cock-Folk world and feel compelled to visit often for whatever reason you like!"
Jen waited a few seconds before asking, "That's all?"
"That's all!" Kyle smugly replied.
"You're an absolute weirdo," Jen stated bluntly, "I DEFINITELY did chess girl a favor." With that, she hung up.
It was at that moment that she suddenly passed out!