Before you can speak, the drider starts talking again. "Alright mr. Perv, this is how our relationship is going to work while we are stuck together.
First rule: You will be no pulling or squeezing or shaking my chest in any way under any circumstances.
Second rule: You do what I ask when I ask, so if I ask you to be quiet, you stay quiet until told otherwise, or if I tell you to kick something, you kick something.
Third rule: If you have any questions or have anything to say, then save it until we're somewhere and some time I deem acceptable. You got all that? Any questions?"
"Yeah... why are you in char-" you get cut off as she places her... foot? Leg? Spider limb on your mouth to silence you. "I'm sorry, did I grab YOUR breasts? I didnt think so. Think before you speak." You nod, and she slowly moves her leg. "Alright, you are going to sit on my back most of he time, because everywhere else is inconvenient. Also rule one will be... *she looks away and blushes slightly, though it is fsirly evident on her pale complextion* ...exempted while i help you get on, because it's happen whether i like it or not." She helps you up from the ground, and you co-ordinate with her until you were seated where her spinnirette part met her human body, since there was a small area between the two. You managed to do this without mashing her boobs too much, but thankfully she was satisfied that you did your best to avoid it. The end result was your arms crossed over her front and holding her chest from behind, which your sure looked pretty hot if it wasnt such an awkward situation. You are struck again by just how cold the drider is, it was like hugging a rock after a chilly night. A squishy rock.
The drider broke you out of your thoughts abruptly. "We're going back to my web, it's not very far. You can ask questions when we get back. Until then be quiet, you're a big enough target as-is." You are a bit nervous about what she means by target, but you decide to keep quiet like she asked.