Mr Julius Todd, a english teacher, went on vacation to Sweden to explore the ruins, but when he went in he did not realize what he would find.
Mr Todd feels the ring calling to him so he put it on. at first nothing happened.
but when he got back to his hotel room, something totally amazing began to happen to him:
He was reading a book about extra-terrestrials, whilst brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
He stood at the bathroom mirror. "I wish that I could be an alien today." He said. Suddenly, the ring gave off an ominous glow. then, he gave off an ominous glow. then, the mirror gave off an ominous glow.
He felt a strange urge to remove his clothes, so he did. He set aside his glasses, for he could somehow see better without them. His eyes slowly expanded a bit, and his hair fell out. His nose changed, into something with 6 tentacle-like things on it. His mouth grow bigger, and he gained 2 fangs. Finally, his ears became pointed, and 3 more eyes appeared on his head.
on his nude body, his penis shrunk and shrivelled into his body. his fingers turned into tentacles, and his feet became 2 sizes bigger, and his skin turned purpley-blue.
"Ring-a-paloopa Bing bong Walla Walla wopalooza yada yada nanu nanu nanu." Mr Todd said in delight. "I'm a Martian!!!"