He stood at the bathroom mirror. "I wish that I could be an alien." He said. Suddenly, he gave off an ominous glow. then, the mirror gave off an ominous glow.
He felt a strange urge to remove his clothes, so he did. He set aside his glasses, for he could somehow see better without them. His eyes slowly expanded a bit, and his hair fell out. His nose changed, into something with 6 tentacle-like things on it. His mouth grow bigger, and he gained 2 fangs. Finally, his ears became pointed, and 3 more eyes appeared on his head.
on his nude body, his penis shrunk and shrivelled into his body. his fingers turned into tentacles, and his feet became 2 sizes bigger, and his skin turned purpley-blue.
"Ring-a-paloopa Bing bong Walla Walla wopalooza yada yada nanu nanu nanu." Mr Todd said in delight. "I'm a Martian!!!"
HE CHECKED HIS MARTIAN BODY IN THE MIRROR.
"Ring-a-paloopa Bing bong Walla Walla Washington!" he chanted.
who needed to be a human anyway?!