With your fridge now disappointingly empty, you waddle outside and squeeze yourself into your car and drive to your buddy Liam's house. On the way you release a few potent farts and decide not to roll down the windows, filling the car with your stink. The smell combined with the bumps on the road gives you a rock hard erection that pokes the underside of your fat folds.
You reach your friend's house and knock on the door. Even from outside you can smell eggs and bacon. Liam is a professional chef so he's always got something good cooking. The door opens a crack and a chubby face peeks out.
"Can I help you?" He asks not recognising your new enlarged form.
"MMM Smells delicious!" You exclaim, pushing the door open and forcing your way in. Liam is shoved back and you notice he is only wearing an apron and his underwear. Flabbergasted and not sure how to respond, he watches you stride towards his kitchen and seat yourself at the table in front of a large plate of bacon, eggs, sausages, beans and buttered toast. You start digging in.
"Wh-what?" Liam protests as he runs up to you "Who are you? Hey! That's my-"
BUUUUURRRRRRRRP. You belch loudly into Liam's face. At first he cringes in disgust but then he takes a deep breath and pauses for a few seconds. A noticeable tent forms in his apron.
"You got anything to drink?" you ask between bites.
"S-sure thing!" Liam jumps and rushes to his fridge, grabbing a large bottle of soda and a glass. He returns to your side and pours out a drink.
"Thanks" you say and grab the bottle instead of the glass, and start chug it all down as Liam stands there in shock. When you've quenched your thirst you release another loud belch into his face. This time he leans in and gives an audible moan.
"That was great! What else you got?" you exclaim as you polish off your plate. You stand up and head towards his fridge, pulling it open and peering inside "Nice! I'll get started on this left over pizza while you fry up these porterhouse steaks!"
"That's an expensive imported wagyu!" Liam seems to snap out of his stupor walking up behind you "Look I don't know what's going on here but I think you've had eno-"
BRAAAAAAAP, Bent over in his fridge, you release a fart so foul it causes Liam to gag and recoil covering his mouth and nose. You emerge with the plate of cold pizza slices and stick them in the microwave.
"I like my steaks medium rare," you tell him as you start heating up the pizza "with some gravy and mash on the side too"
"O-okay! You got it!" Liam stumbles as he grabs an the steaks and some potatoes from the fridge. Not only are Liam's eyes watering, there also appears to be a wet spot forming on the tip of the tent in his apron.
By the time the pizza is ready, Liam is already cooking up a storm. You sit down and the pizza doesn't last you very long but by the time you've eaten it Liam has already plated a steak and mash and placed it on the table in front of you.
"Keep'em coming!" you exclaim after taking a bite. Liam however is barely listening and had returned to his cooking. You make your way through the steak and just as you tear the last few chunks of beef off the bone a second porterhouse is slapped onto your plate with another generous helping of mash .
"How's the steak?" he asks.
"Very good, I hope the next course is as good as this one!"
"Huh what do you mean ne-"
FRRRRRRRAAAAAPP. A fart escapes your enourmous ass and you see Liam's dribbling boner twitch under his apron.
"Don't worry, it'll be great!" Liam yells, running to the fridge and emerging with an armful of ingredients.
After you finished your second steak and mash, Liam is still cooking. You've seen him in his restaurant at peak rush hours and even then he had never been in such a frenzy; seasoning, frying, boiling, beating, flipping. Deciding to leave him to it you barely manage to stand up and raid his pantry to find and assortment of snacks like chips and dip, as well as a large wheel of cheese and crackers to satisfy you while you wait. By the time you clear out the last of Liam's pantry, and return to the table a large plate of spaghetti and meat balls is waiting for you. You sit yourself down and hear a loud tear as the seat of your pants and underwear rips a large hole. Liam does not notice as he is still in a cooking frenzy. You dig into the pasta but as soon as you finish another plate is placed in front of you. Liam slides you meal after meal including burgers, chips, lamb curry and rice and a full roast chicken. During all of this you feel your large ever expanding gut start to rumble and growl as tough something is brewing. Eventually he brings out a large apple pie, heaping a few large scoop of ice cream on top.
"I'm sorry this is all I have left" he says crestfallen, looking disappointed in himself.
"Don't worry, I'm so full I can barely move" you lie, to spare his feelings (You still feel hungry enough to eat a whole banquet) as you push away from the table.
"Oh I'll help you then." Liam says. He grabs a fork and steps in front of you, then begins shovelling pie into your mouth. As you swallow the last piece he looks at you and begins inhaling expectantly.
"Mmm, that was great," you say "Thanks a lot!"
"Oh..." He says looking disappointedly, exhaling "No problem..."
"Help me up." you say.
Liam grabs your chunky arms and tries to pulls you up to no avail.
"It's not working, get behind me and push"
Liam goes behind and tries to push you forward.
"No get down under and push me up."
Liam crouches down and places his hands on your large flabby buttocks and begins to push again. You eventually lift yourself off the seat and as you do...
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAP
You release the loudest, strongest, longest fart of your life through the hole in your pants and underwear into Liam's face. It lasts for a full thirty seconds and as you reach the tail end, the sound of your thunderous flatulence is mixed with Liam's moans. You turn to see his erection violently twitching behind the apron and spurt after spurt of semen forcing it's way through the oil and grease splattered cloth. Liam falls back lying on the floor in a daze of ecstasy.
Suddenly a phone starts to ring and Liam jumps in surprise before his eyes dart to the clock on the wall.
"SHIT I'm late for work!"