"I know," Jess says, her flab jiggling, "I've got a coupon for an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! It's good for two!"
Mary grins and nods, loving the idea of an all-you-can-eat. Mary's ears had flattened a little, and her nose had swollen a bit-making her look like she was wearing a fake pig nose. The changes were limited. Mary needed food to keep changing. Mary grabber her purse and the two pig-girls headed for Jess's car.
It was nearing 3:30 pm as they drove into the parking lot of the restaurant. Jess waddled and Mary walked inside. There were only a few people eating a late lunch or early dinner, but for the most part, it was empty.
The girls walked in and waited to be seated. Soon, a waiter came by, and stopped dead still staring at the girls.
Jess, realizing they looked very odd smiled at the wide-eyed waiter. "Oh, don't mind us, we just came from a play and our costumes were glued on. It'll take all day to remove the prosthetics, right Mary?" Mary nodded her agreement and gave the poor waiter a big smile.
The explanation seemed to work. With a shake of his head, the waiter picked up two sets of utensils and led them to a booth. The girls squirmed into the tight booth. Two tall glasses of water followed and soon the girls were left to peruse the buffet at their convenience.