”So I have this footie pajama that also has a little hoodie just in case if you get cold, and I also have...” she kept ranting about the things she found that made her look like she was buying something for her baby doll. ”Mom.” I interrupted. She stopped talking and looked at me. ”Don't you think we have enough clothes?” ”I think we barely have enough clothes as it is.” ”Mom if you keep this up, you'd be able to make a store just for the baby clothes you've bought.” she looked at the mountain of clothes beside me and sighed.
”Your right. Let's buy what we have so far and go home.” she said while putting all the clothes in a huge bag. Then she picked the bag and me and carried us to the cash register where she paid for everything. It took a while to get everything because she practically bought the male infant section.
When everything was paid for, mom took me to the car where I was about to be laid in the car seat until she put me on the ground. I could feel her hands touch me from my behind. Out of reflex, I smacked her hand, but that didn't do anything. She attempted again but I jerked away. ”Mikey get over here now!” she sternly whispered. I crossed my arms and huffed at her. ”What, it's not like I haven't seen your member before. I've given birth to you so there's nothing I haven't seen yet,” she told me while reaching for my arm. I didn't resist because I was standing there feeling embarrassed. ”Looks like someone made a stinky.” she teased.
The back door of the truck was opened and she laid out a towel for me to rest on while she changes me. The diaper I had on was taken off, and I could feel a slight draft. She cleaned me up and taped another diaper on me. After that, she put me in my car seat and we drove home.
When we were there, it was like a toddler tornado blew through the house. Toys we're left on the floor. Piles of messes we're scattered left and right. My room was even worse. All my old photos and trophies we're replaced with even older photos and stuffed animals. My computer was now a toy box. Last but not least, my bed was now a bed with a train design, and it even had a creepy smile on its face.
”Go do whatever you want while I cook dinner,” she tells me while laying me down on the floor. I sat on my padded bottom while she walked away. Her shoe taps echoed throughout the halls.
I got on my feet and toddled around. My first stop was the toy chest. Hopefully, I had something to entertain myself for a while, but all that was in there were toy vehicles and stuffed animals. Next place I visited was my closet. When we first moved here, I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall. Instead if telling my mom, I just hid it. After years of fixing it, I basically had a secret drawer that had some stuff that my mother never takes while I'm grounded.
I slid the box that covered the drawer over, reviewing a small 10” by 8” door. I pulled it open to find out that whoever changed the house found my spot. My Gameboy and many of my games we're replaced by some ring toss game in water. The purpose of the game was to press the button and hope the rings float on a spike. I pressed it once for shit and giggles, and somehow got interested.
What felt like 5 seconds must have been an hour. ”There you are, ” my mother said, ”I've been calling for name telling you it's time to eat. Come on!” she grabbed my hand and walked me to the kitchen table. Nothing was different about it, except for a high chair that had a plate of Chinese takeout on it. ”Ok arms up!” she commanded. I didn't do anything but she forced them up so she could take my shirt off revealing my baby fat filled belly. I was lifted onto the chair and strapped in.
As we ate, I struggled to grab the noodle rice with my fingers. It was that or let mom keep making either plane or train sounds while stuffing my face. Once I ate the last noodle, I took a drink from the sippy cup I had with me. ”Someone made a mess.” she said wiping my face off. I looked to see what she meant, and apparently I spilled a lot of noodles everywhere.
”Its getting pretty late, lets get you ready for bed