Eric was a typical gym rat, and a real douchebag, he was the alpha male of the gym and always waved his dick around, fuguratively and sometimes literally. He was pretty buff himself, and proud of it, he loved being the man he was. And he hated fat people. Whenever an overweight person walked into his gym he would always berrate them until they would leave. Haha look at those jiggles, doing great loretta! Haha. Unluckily for him, loretta is a witch. Ive had enough of your chauvanistic ways eric. Its time you learned some humility the hard way. She muttered a curse under her breath and a magical pink stream came out of her fingers and floated through the air. Eric bent down to do some push ups and the magical pink stream flew up his gym shorts and into his bum.
Wtf was that! He yelled!