"Ok, for fun in this fake game, I choose Dare."
"Ok, now for your transformation, you'll have a weapon to control females of all ages."
"Oh, what is it?"
"A penis."
"What!?"
"You heard me, you will have a penis. Now, specifically, a 12 in. penis, with balls the size of a baseball, but when you erect, it'll grow 18 in. with balls the size of basketballs. When you erect, you will realize some type of gas that makes girls your personal slave. You can make them do anything, both physically and mentally. And it only works when your erected, but to make it easier, your weapon will become really sensitive, and it will last at least an hour. But don't worry, you'll still be classified as female, and people will find it normal, except you and me"
"What the fuck? Well, at least this thing doesn't exist."
"And for your dare, you'll forget this phone call, see ya!"
"Wait, what was I doing?"