The fat brothers weren't exactly sure why the liquor store run was needed, but they dressed and hit the road. The first thing they did was buy a case of Foster's Lager; then by instinct, each hit the tobacco aisle........Jason bought an inexpensive, full-bent briar and a cannister of Captain Black tobacco. Jeff grabbed a box of Garcia Y Vega Gran Premio's, and a half-dozed 60-ring, 10 inch, dark maduro wrapped Cuban-seed cigars from Hondouras. Ethan, the store clerk, and longtime bud of the brothers didn't even recognize them, and didn't believe the wild story these two weirdos were telling him. Ethan ended his shift at noon, and he would be at Jeff and Jason's house shortly after that. Jeff and Jason would be ready for him.......Ethan would be in for a real surprise.