I looked at my body and it looked the same, but for some reason I felt a little more comfortable in it. Like I wanted to flaunt it, and if I did, I'd get better looking. "But that's... um..." I started to say, but a sudden lightheaded feeling interrupted my thoughts.
"not, like, possible... but I wanna look hot anyway." I finished. It was so hard to think...
I got dressed, making sure to show a bit more skin than usual. I walked outside and hopped on the bus to sit next to my best friend, Kate. I let her speak first. It was getting hard to think by the second.
"Hey Em! Why aren't you walking today?" She asked.
"Um, something real bad happened." I said back.
Kate looked really surprised. "Em, are you high?"
"Like, no. I got cursed!" I said to her.
"You got... cursed?" she asked.
"Yeah, and it's been super hard to think since then!" I said.
"em, it's gonna be okay. You'll come down soon" She said, trying not to laugh obviously not believing me.
After about 10 minutes, she looked back at me. "Like, what is it, Kate?" She had a really worried look on her face. She wasn't laughing at me anymore.
She grabbed her phone and showed me a picture of a girl who would have been cute, but she had giant, puffy lips, and she was wearing WAY too much makeup. "Like, why'd you show me this, Kate?" I asked, but then I saw the picture move. "Like, it's a video?" I said, but then I noticed it moving again.
"Em, I know you said you were cursed, but THINK. Why would it be moving when you're talking?" She asked me.
"Um... I dunno. It's, like, a filter?" It felt like I was getting dumber by the second.
"Oh! It's, like, me!" I said, a happy smile on my face. "Oh wait, that's like, not good." I said, and I frowned.
"Oh my god. I think you really were cursed. Your hair... it's turning blonde!" she said.
"Like, cool!" I said. "But wouldn't it be, like, bad if other people saw?" I said
"Oh my god. That's not the prob--- Ugh. Listen, no one's looking at us, so I think you're fine. But I think we have to uncurse you before you can't think at all! And why are you dressed like that?" She said
"Like what?" I asked. I had no idea what she was talking about.
"Like a slut!" She said
"Oh, when I woke up I kinda, like, wanted to look super hawt today, and like, the easiest way is to totally show lots of skin!" I said back to her, licking my fat, new lips.
"Great... Do you remember how you got cursed." She asked.
"Nope!" I said, happily.
"Fuck. Okay, we'll figure it out in a little bit. No one seems to notice anything wrong, so I guess we'll figure it out during first period." Kate said.
"Yay! We're gonna have, like, so much fun today!" I said, excited to spend the day with my most bestest friend!
Kate rolled her eyes and we walked to first period.