Tony's eyes grew round at his ears. He poked them, pulled on them, but to his credit didn't scream. Pam had a smug look on her face, and her tail swished back and forth in amusment. He was to shocked to notice, and she was to happy to care. As far as her mind thought, he had hurt her and was paying for it. Not unlike she was paying for all the people who hurt her. Finally he spoke.
"I-I have donkey ears." he whispered.
"You're smarter then I thought." she said with sauce.
"And... and..." he paused. "So do you."
"I know I have a tail Tony... you were just laughing at me and calling me a pack-mule."
"No..." he said quietly, "you have ears." She snatched the compact mirror off him and stared. It was true. Once again, she screamed loudly. Her ears were long and brown.
"Please don't. That hurts my ears," he said cooly.
"Your EARS! Look at ME!" she said.
"You were ugly before, if that's what you mean." he said. But before she could retaliate, she heard a rip. Swinging behind Tony was his own jack tail. Apparently not noticeing, he came out of his calm state.
"Actually, you are prettier now with those ears then you were before!"