“She’s got to be here…” Margaret muttered to herself as she checked her cell phone for the tenth time in the last five minutes.
While the Gospel family had been terrorizing the countryside, passing on the curse to every unsuspecting gay and lesbian they had run across, two people had been hot on their trail. Margaret and Corey, the girlfriend and boyfriend of Karen and Nick, respectively, had been following a trail of clues the transformed family had left. Margaret and Karen had apps on their phones that let one another know where they were at all times, and that app had stayed on Corrine’s phone when she had been transformed into a were-breeder. When Margaret stopped by Karen’s house in search of her, she’d run into Corey, who had followed his own set of clues to Karen’s house, where the trail ran cold. Against their better judgement, rather than call the police, the two decided to follow after Karen, hoping that both Karen and Nick would be found safe and sound together. Hopping into Karen’s car, the two set off in hot pursuit, following the signal still being given off by Karen’s phone.
Of course, neither Karen nor Nick was going to be found for miles; not while Corrine and Nicholas Gospel were on the loose. And Margaret’s trail was leading the unsuspecting homosexuals right to them.
“Margaret, look!” Corey pointed to a sign on the sign by the side of the road. “There a gay pride parade in the next town over! Maybe that’s where they went?”
“Why would they go this far for a pride event…?” Margaret was confused, but she couldn’t deny that Karen’s phone was somewhere in that town. Still suspicious, she took the next exit and turned toward the town. Still hoping for some news that could point them in the right direction, Margaret tuned her car radio into the local news station, and…
“The abomination of homosexuality has no place in our Gawd lovin' town! Have pride, Christian brothers and sisters, and drive these homos from this land! Let no sodomite enter!” The voice of Reverend Thomas Hawthorne bellowed out of the car radio before the local newscaster chirped in happily.
“That was the scene at the local Christian Pride parade. The beloved Reverend Hawthorne led the festivities with his uplifting message of pride and God’s love in the face of unrighteous homosexuality.” The newscaster happily went on to describe the events as Margaret and Corey felt a tingle travel through their bodies, unknowingly having had the curse passed on to them through the radio broadcast. Hearing such a disgusting message, Margaret immediately shut off the radio, but the damage had been done; the curse now lurked in both of them, waiting for them to become slightly aroused and transforming them into vile parodies of straight behavior.
Unluckily for them, only ten miles away from town, the car began to sputter and smoke. In their rush to find their lost lovers, Margaret and Corey may have pushed the car a bit too far. However, they were lucky enough to see a place where they could pull in ahead of them.