As soon as you are dunked into the water, your skin and hair come on fire. It feels like acid and you began to scream the most terrifying scream. You are then tossed onto the waterside where your audience watch in awe as your body starts to melt and bubble off, leaving an aroma of sweet meat and pork. Your heart stops from all of the pain and traumatic injuries, but as one form ends, you still feel alive. You begin to use your old human body as fuel - giving you renewed energy. Your old body starts to grow mushrooms and a spreading fungus - and as you feel stronger, you realize you are a fungus amoungus!
Mike, watching intently, blurts out, "Yep, as I told ya, he won't even last a day! Why did it have to be a fungus! At least I could have got a meal had he turned into a worm or some other insect!"
The trees and the mockingbird continued to watch the human quickly decay, longingly wishing they could go back to their human forms.
Deep down, they hated they they had been transformed, but were forced to protect the forest as they knew how destructive they had been in their previous lives.
Finally "waking up", you feel the power of being a fungus and realize you can still remember your human conscience - and you are angry! When you try to shout curse words at your audience, instead of speech shouts out a mist of spores, landing on all of the trees and Mike the mockingbird, who are all nearby.