You examine your face in the mirror, and see that your brows have grown together, and your nose is much thicker and longer than it had been. Your ears are larger too! Although you're bald, your salt and pepper hair grows up pretty high on the sides and is thick; in fact you see that you've got a long braided ponytail growing down to the middle of your hairy back. You also notice for the first time that your beard is much longer, like 6 or 7 inches. Your mustache now hides your mouth completely, and the ends of it are braided too! Even though you have a sizable beer gut, all of you is firm, fit, and hairy. You look as though you work out a lot. Although what you can see of your face looks like a stranger's; you think that you look pretty good. Strong and masculine, for an old guy! "Dad?" it's your father calling you; but then you seem to remember that you're visiting your son's house! You can recall strange memories of having married, had kids, but having to divorce the old lady because she wanted you to settle down and get a regular job. You still have your old memories, but you also remember that you always liked working on hogs, and you're really good at it! You wanted your (former Dad, now son) to go into the bike business with you, but he wanted a fancy lawyer's life. Now you and some of your bro's are biking cross country to Sturgis, and you thought you'd drop by and see if you could shake the stick out of your son's ass.