The Baba Yaga's 19,000 strong stood by their huts on chicken legs,ready for the
conquest of America to begin.
When Baba Yaga 000001 and a few other Baba Yaga's had first
disclosed the idea of conquering America
to the group of Red Army veterans
the old USSR soldiers
had first thought they were
just a bunch of crazy old women
who had drunk too much vodka
but when the seasoned Red Army
pilots and submariners and Generals had been taken for test rides aboard the swift
and agile huts with chicken legs they'd
come to realize
that perhaps the Baba Yaga's with their
chicken legged huts
might just be able to beat the
old enemy.
And so it came to be that the huts were refitted with ducks legs
and swiftly raced along the Pacific Oceans waves
with a army of
cackling old witches
and ex Red Army soldiers
racing towards.....