Everyone in Animalia might have been worried about the newest bill in congress, but fortunately a senator from Nevada managed to poke enough holes into the bill debate that it was enough to put it not only in gridlock but on standby for the time being, much to the chagrin of the president among others.
He had studied Dr. Jones' notes enough to notice that there was a large female-to-male ratio in those diagnosed with regressive hypersexuality, and all of those were 75+ years old at the time of their double dosing. When he made his case, it was now more clear that regressive hypersexuality was more like women going through puberty a second time at an accelerated rate due to menopause having been "cured". At that one female senator said that "going through it once was quite enough for me, thank you."
There was also the report that Dr. Gert Addams was working on yet another paper on Animalians, but this time it was about true hermaphroditism in Animalians. Because of that, it was decided to put the bill on hold for now, again much to the chagrin of the president.
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That wasn't the only thing that was funny. There was also some funny things from the Summer Events in Animalia, mainly epic fails in trying to attract a bondmate.
In one case, one guy was trying to show off his boxing skills against one of the heavy bags at Claw coliseum. Unfortunately for him it was one of those designed to not only teach about boxing strength but also on avoidance skills, so when he gave it a hard slug, it swung back and knocked him sprawling. This was labeled in the amusement archive as "Boxer VS Bag: Bag Wins".
There was also a really funny one where two guys in a bar zeroed in on one female Animalian, took exception to each other, and started literally brawling in the street. The more amusing problem of this was that they were just drunk enough to focus on each other, but not really make contact. By the time an APD foot unit managed to get there, both of them were on the ground from the alcohol, not from beating the stuffing out of each other.
Another highly amusing case was where a self-proclaimed Las Vegas "gangsta" tried to hit on/charm Anne Cumbertin, and was found the next day hung over, in a trunk, in the back of his car, and wearing a bikini, due to another one of Anne's well-planned revenges.
"We can get you into an ambulance and get you to Horizon Light..." said the APD foot officer at the scene.
"Man, look what I got on!" said the "gangsta", "And with all these people out here... and press... oh let me know when we're in the hospital!" After that he reclosed the lid on his trunk.
"He does have a point." said his partner.
Later at the hospital, it was determined that Anne had encouraged him to drink so much that he passed out, much to Jane's delight and relief.