Hugo changed the channel, annoyed at the result of the game. Ok came a stereotypical cooking show drama, and Hugo angrily took out his phone to drown out his disappointment.
Jordan looked at the tv. It was the finals between three guys, and they had to cook a three course meal for the judges. Each of them was rather short, one especially chubby.
Hugo looked up to see Jordan staring at the tv.
“What do you care about this?” he asked. His anger was boiling over and he needed to divert it. “Stupid fucking show.”
Hugo went to change it but Jordan stopped him. He wanted some fun.
“Each second that passes until the timer runs out will cause these men to become more and more attractive, taller, and muscular,” Jordan whispered under his breath.
The camera was focusing on the chubby contestant at the time. He was struggling to adequately cut up a fruit Jordan had never even seen before. The man look d odd though. His clothes began to look saggy. His chubby cheeks and open mouth look d straighter and more square, his teeth perfectly white. Suddenly, his clothes began to sag less and bulges appeared in various areas. The camera panned out as the narrator claimed a commercial break. Jordan caught a glimpse of the other guys, each standing up straighter than before with similar changes.
“I’m changing the channel,” Hugo said reaching for the remote.
“You live this show though,” Jordan said quickly.
Hugo paused and sat back in his spot. “Yeah I guess you’re right. I have to find out who wins anyways.”
After a few minutes that felt like hours, the show came back on. The narrator showed the previous progress of the contestants before claiming there to be only 10 minutes left.
The camera panned to an almost comical scene. Each man was no at least a hulking 8 feet. At most they wore tattered bits of former clothes exposing their glory to the world. None looked dazed by this revelation however.
“Damn,” Jordan said. He couldn’t help it. Words were just slipping. “They’re real hot.”
The contestants became more and more toned and somehow more attractive but Jordan noticed some sweat on the focused man. In an unexpected move, he and the other contestants grabbed some sort of bread they had made and laid down. There they placed the bread across their body and the bread seemed to broil on top of them. Jordan realized that these men were metaphorically and physically hot.
The judges yelled time and the men put their bread on the platter for the judges to view. There they stood towering over the smaller judges and handed them platters of food. They all stepped back, hands behind their back exposing themselves. Each had enourmous pecs, rippling abs, and a pair of guns to compliment. Not even Hugo seemed fazed by the nude cooking show. However the show continued and just as the judges were to announce the winner, they predictably went to a commercial, leaving Jordan to be more meddlesome.