The Earth, and assumedly your naked red headed avatar was floating somewhere in space. You ask "Hey Melanie do you know what i'm supposed to do here?"
THIS IS JUST A SIMULATION OF EARTH, WE ARE CURRENTLY LOOKING AT THE GLOBE AS PRODUCED BY GOOGLE MAPS. YOU CAN THINK OF AN ADDRESS OR LOOK AT A SPECIFIC POINT FOR MORE DETAIL, AND THEN TELEPORT TO ANY POINT ON THE MAP.
You said "I'm kind of naked here. I don't want people looking at this bare body of mine."
ALRIGHT I KIND OF LIED ABOUT THE SOCIAL NODE THING. ONE OF MY SENIORS TOLD ME TO PUT YOU IN AN OFFLINE SIMULATION. YOU'LL GET NEWS AND BOOKS AND STUFF FROM THE REAL WORLD, BUT YOU'LL BE THE ONLY PERSON INSIDE. AS SUCH YOU'LL BE IN WHAT THE GAMERS CALL A "CREATIVE MODE" YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET SPECIAL ITEMS, HAVE INFINITE MONEY, HAVE NO NEED TO CARE CARE OF BODILY FUNCTIONS, EFFECTIVELY IMMORTAL (ALTHOUGH AGING IS ENABLED). HECK YOU CAN PICK ANY HOUSE YOU'D LIKE.
Thinking about your old apartment you didn't really have much attachment, and decided to go to New York and live in an apartment there. You went to the globe and teleported into one of the apartment complexes and seeing all of the apartments in the complex being empty tapped on one of the doors saw the high price, saw the infinity symbol next to the amount of money you had (somewhere on your naked body and just bought the apartment. It was furnished already with a bedroom, bathroom, living room with television and computer. Stepping into your bedroom which had a mirror you got a better look at your body and you'd give the girl maybe a 7/10. Looking in your closet you found... no clothes. Well you found a computer so maybe you could order clothes. Booting up the computer you found you had google chrome installed and going on amazon found out that the actual real sites where you could buy real things with cost actual non-infinity dollars with... and in the bookmarks of in-game websites didn't have a way of actually buying clothes. You did see a wiki though which said you had to buy clothes from physical in-game stores. You also found a special app which read "Creative Cheat Store (only available in creative mode)" interested you opened it up and found a bunch of interesting items in the game. A body manipulator remote, ring of flying, All Access Identification, Ring of Marriage, etc. Considering you had infinite money you decided to just get everything especially the body manipulator remote. Then got a prompt which said "items put in your inventory." You thought for a second and then an inventory menu popped up, and selected the remote which popped in front of your hand. The remote had a single button and imagined it read your thoughts. Pressing the button while pointing to yourself you imagined your old body, and nothing happened. There was some flavor text you ignored in the inventory which you now read "Manipulate any NPC in any way."
You cursed considering you wanted to change yourself. Looking at the thing you guessed that it could be useful. You took out another item "A book of laws" and opened it and made it legal to be nude. Didn't want to get arrested or anything. Then went outside on the streets. The streets were crowded and the npcs looked pretty well generated, and you even spotted an occasional nudist. You quickly found a clothing store, and dove inside buying some plain underwear, black shirt, jeans, and a black jacket. The clothes were very well fitted.
SO YOU LOOK WELL ADJUSTED. I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW, BUT IF YOU NEED SOMETHING GO AHEAD AND GIVE ME AN EMAIL. I SENT ONE TO YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT THAT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO ACCESS FROM THE IN-GAME COMPUTER.
You thought to yourself "Well I have infinite money, as much time as I ever want, and all sorts of cheat items... what to do?"