Colin gazed out the window as the world rolled by. Colin counted the number of stores he saw as they drove by, bored and yet anxious. Colin saw a few buildings that looked a little familiar, but nothing too distinct... until he saw the bright neon sign glowing from the corner of his eye.
"We're here." Tino smiled.
The building looming ahead was none other than Standing Mall, the mega mall of Lakeside. It wasn't the biggest mall in the world, heck not even the state, but it was packed with shops from clothes to books, party supplies to camping gear. 'Explains the pile of duffel bags next to me.' Colin thought as the van pulled in to a parking spot.
"Okay, compadres. Remember where we parked, stuff your bags as full as you can, necessary stuff only, watch out for bimbos, comprende?" Tino asked.
Everyone nodded.
They turn to get out, but immediately froze once they saw an old man pinned on the ground by the double Ds of an infected woman. His wrinkles faded away as his fat began to well up in his chest.
"Crap!" a big black guy swore as they ducked down to the floor.
"How are we supposed to get past her?" an old man asked.
The old geezer outside moaned from the tingle of the bimbo's breast milk dripping off her bare nips, his lips puffing into an alluring "o" shape. Colin noticed a shopping bag next to him. He quietly rolled the window down and stuck out a grabber claw, snabbing the bag and pulling it in before rolling the window back up.
Colin pulled out what he saw sticking out of it: A Forester Frank™ Steel Folding Hachet.
"Anyone have some scissors?" the gamer asked.
Everybody shook their heads as Colin sighed.
"Of course not..." he groaned.
The black guy grabbed the hachet's package and ripped it open with a pocket knife.
"Thanks...." Colin said.
"Martin....No problem." the black guy replied with a smile.
Colin slipped out the leftt hand side and threw a chunk of asphalt he found nearby. The clack got the blondes attention long enough for Colin to swoop in and hack her throat and strike her victim in the head before the transformation was complete.
Colin wiped the blood off his face as motioned the others to follow him. They ran straight for the store, stopping for nothing. Colin held his arms out as soon as he got by the door.
"What's up, newbie?" the old man asked.
"I see something in there..." Colin replied.